The modern superhero comes in many shapes and sizes.
The skills these chaps display astound; they're full of huge surprises.
The X-Ray Man can see through walls with true aplomb and ease,
And Leapo Girl, who clears great heights, finds jumping such a breeze.
Reflecto Boy can leave a room through any mirrored glass,
And Super Cow’s a bovine that produces gin from grass.
But try to join their clique and it can cause procrastination,
This Pantheon of Greats is much averse to innovation.
The outlook of this super group’s conservative at best;
Equivocation follows any membership request,
When the power of the applicant is based on something weird,
Like the follicles of steel inside our hero's superbeard!
The X-Ray Man can see through walls with true aplomb and ease,
And Leapo Girl, who clears great heights, finds jumping such a breeze.
Reflecto Boy can leave a room through any mirrored glass,
And Super Cow’s a bovine that produces gin from grass.
But try to join their clique and it can cause procrastination,
This Pantheon of Greats is much averse to innovation.
The outlook of this super group’s conservative at best;
Equivocation follows any membership request,
When the power of the applicant is based on something weird,
Like the follicles of steel inside our hero's superbeard!