Spooky Spells ... a narrative poem for Hallowe'en

6.Quentin’s Quest

 

Now in another palace lived

a King, a Queen and Prince

with so much gold and splendour

it would make the poor folk wince.

 

Yet all was not content amid

this opulence galore.

About their son, the King and Queen

were very anxious for

Prince Quentin was a daring chap

who loved a tricky quest;

the tasks with dragons breathing fire,

he liked the very best.

 

Despite his keen demeanour

taking danger on quite gladly,

if Quentin helped a damsel in distress,

it turned out badly.

 

The King and Queen both worried

for they secretly agreed,

although the prince was brave,

he was unlikely to succeed.

The servants had to bathe his wounds

and clean his sooty features,

when he limped home from tussling

with fire breathing creatures.

 

He’d heard Old Sal had dealings with

a lass who’d been enchanted

and as a bacon butty had been

on a plate transplanted.

So when young Quentin changed back from

an ogre to a royal,

he felt a quest was needed 

and this witch’s fun he’d spoil.

 

His mum and dad became concerned,

for with a witch involved,

Prince Quentin could be zapped, blown up

or maybe get dissolved.

 

In fact, two weeks before,

the Duke and Duchess of Eldritch

had disappeared abruptly

in encounters with this witch.

 

“Oh Quentin dear, she sounds so mean,”

his mum the Queen entreated.

“She might transform you to a humble frog

if you’re defeated!”

 

“Don’t worry,” was his brave retort,

“triumphant I shall be.

No witch could ever make

a green amphibian of me!”

 

So off he set upon his horse;

with fanfares he was cheered

until into the magic wood nearby

he disappeared …

 

The trees were tall and ominous

and scary beasties scurried

within the bushes near the prince,

which made him slightly worried. 

 

“Be brave!” he thought, as just above his head

the rooks and crows

flew circles round and round before

they swooped and pecked his nose.

 

“Gerroff! Gerroff!” the prince exclaimed

so loud that every word

rang out until by Spooky Sal the Witch

the lad was heard.

 

Now Spooky Sal could be quite nice,

although she looked quite weird:

with warts, a crooked nose, green teeth,

eyepatch and wispy beard.

 

The trouble was that folks were scared

whenever she flew by:

they’d run off screaming or chuck bricks,

which helped her justify

her predilection to respond

with spells that rearranged

their arms and legs and heads and things

until they looked quite strange.

 

“Hello young man,” old Spooky said,

“I think you must be lost.”

“No, no. I’m here to right a wrong,”

was Quentin’s quick riposte.

 

“Oh yes, what’s that?” came Sal’s reply,

pretending she knew nothing.

“You changed a girl,”  Prince Quentin said,

“into a bacon muffin!”

“Oh her! Well, she was mean,” Sal said,

displaying no remorse,

while Quentin took his big sword out

and fell down off his horse.

 

Old Spooky Sal then helped him up

and whispered in the ear

of Quentin’s steed, which strangely made

some zig zag bolts appear,

 

all followed with a fizz, a crash

and swirling lilac smoke,

before the horse transformed into

some naked ginger bloke.

 

“It’s Uncle Phil!” Prince Quentin gasped

as Phil checked out his bearings,

then dashed behind a bush

due to the clothes he was not wearing.

 

Duke Phillip here had vexed me once;

he said I was a hag!

He tried to banish me and so

I changed him to a nag.”

 

While Uncle Phil nipped off to find

some leaves to hide his shame,

young Quentin stood all righteous and

with sword in hand proclaimed:

 

“I charge you, Spooky Sal, with crimes

of transmogrification;

your misdemeanours carried out

for self-gratification.”

 

Old Spooky sighed and from her robes

produced her witch’s wand:

“Dear Prince, are you quite sure you want

to end up in a pond?”

 

Prince Quentin took no backward step

but simply cleared his throat,

then stared into the distance

as he gave this stirring quote:

 

“If I should end my life a frog,

and folks about me speak,

I’d like it known my quests were to

protect the poor and weak.”

 

On hearing such a heartfelt speech,

old Sal felt rather sad.

Could using spells and charms mean that

she was so very bad?

 

But she was interrupted by

a screech from out the blue,

as flying high above their heads

a dragon came in view.

 

This massive, scaly, scary beast

with wings just like a bat,

then landed, breathing fire nearby,

which singed the witch’s hat.

 

Once more bold Quentin screwed

his courage to the sticking place

and stood there shielding Spooky Sal,

a grimace on his face.

 

“Stand back and do not fear, for though

you’re not a young princess,

I’ve sworn an oath to save

all ladies in such dire distress.”

 

“Oh don’t be daft,” the witch replied.

“I’m not some shrinking flower.

No fire-breathing dragon’s

gonna make old Spooky cower!”

 

And with a spell the prince was stopped,

as Sal approached the beastie,

then with a swish and flick of wand

transformed it most completely.

 

“Good grief, the dragon’s Aunty June!”

the prince cried in dismay,

while June ran off into the woods,

quite keen to get away.

 

“Your Aunty June, the duchess, was

most horribly unkind.

She said I was a dragon,

so I knew I’d have to find

a shape for her to change into

that might just help June see

how tricky it is for a witch                     

who’s ugly, just like me …”

 

Then Quentin sat upon a log,

his mind all in a spin;

you shouldn’t disrespect a soul,

a pauper, witch or king.

 

He knew this quest just wasn’t right  

and it would need to change.

You mustn’t pick on anyone,

especially if they’re strange.     

 

“I’m sorry Spooky Sal, I feel

I must apologise:

my family and I were wrong.

You’ve opened up my eyes!”

 

Enchanted by his true remorse,

Old Sal bestowed a wish

upon this thoughtful royal youth

which she’d grant with a swish

of witch’s wand. So thinking hard,

he chose his heart’s desire:

young Quentin asked for dragon’s wings

and lungs that could breathe fire …

 

And so Prince Quentin flies about

with dragons all day long,

debating with them whether stealing

princesses is wrong,

and with his social conscience,

advocates all global views,

breathing fire only sparingly

at palace barbeques.

 

And as for Spooky Sal the Witch

she still lives round the bend

within a world of make believe,

a world of let’s pretend;

 

where dragons fly and mermaids swim

and ogres are well-known

for playing cool melodic tunes

upon the saxophone …

 

 

 

End

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